| TOP TEN SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE A DR. WHO FAN|
- You live in a small house with a giant basement so you can tell people: "It's bigger on the inside than it is on the outside."
- You find yourself speaking with a Brittish accent and getting into the wrong side of the car more and more often.
- You bring an old deodorant can to AP chemistry class....
- You get cable strictly for the purpose of getting Iowa Public TV so you can watch reruns.
- When asked what type of screwdriver you want, you say, "Sonic."
- You have a working theory that mozzalastics may be Dalek larva.
- You spend over an hour confusing the clerk at Mr. Bulky's by asking for the location of the "Jelly Babies" instead of the
- You are served Brussels Sprouts and you shout out, "Oh no! Who killed the Chimerons?!?"
- When your mother asks what happens if the ropes break before the two of you go bungie jumping, you promptly reply,
- In an attempt to immitate Sylvester McCoy, you stuff a live ferret in your pants.