Make your own free website on Tripod.com
THE TOP TEN SIGNS THAT THE DOCTOR HAS GONE POLITICALLY CORRECT

by Jill Deel

  1. Doctor no longer fights evil. Now crusades to help the "ethically challenged."
  2. Doctor takes to calling the chameleon circuit the "multicultural adaptation unit."
  3. Shockeye of the Quawncing Grig is no longer a glutton he's "calorically challenged."
  4. Shuns the term Time Lord as authoritarian and now calls himself a "Chronologically Inclined Gallifreyan."
  5. Death Zone is now "Zone for the Living Disabled."
  6. Doctor convinces Kroagnon to rename Paradise Towers the "What-ever-really-cool-place-get's-you-through-the- religion-of-your-choice Towers."
  7. Eternals are now required to refer to ephemerals as "eternally challenged" as any other terms limits their potential.
  8. Doctor insists he's wrong, it's "Kandyperson"!
  9. Maiden's Point hereafter must be called the "Point for women who feel no need to be dependent on a man."
  10. The Doctor declares, "We must usher in a new age of understanding and tolerance for others, but if you ask me Davros is a idiot!"

BACK